Too Lazy To Do His Dirty Laundry-

Via: funnybytes

Bernie preferred to make furniture out of it instead.

We Gotta Ass-k...

Source: inewidea

JOY: What is that?

JANET: Nu-uh. You have to call them those-- they're speakers.

JOY:Yeah, well THEY look like an ass.

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JANET: Believe it or not, they're supposed to look like an ass.

JOY: Ugh. And I suppose they've gone all literal on us and all the sound comes from the obvious place?

JANET: Ew. Hadn't thought about that and frankly, I don't wanna know...

Don't Laugh

Via: funnybytes

Gramma will love it!

And A-one, And A-Two...

Source: inewidea

Friend 1: How d'ya like my new bookshelves?

Friend 2: Those are bookshelves?

Friend 1: Yeah, they're for people who are light readers...

Finally...

Via: hilavitkutin

A use for all of those scratched cd's...

You're Not Fooling Anyone...

Source: cribcandy

We all still know it's GARBAGE.

Christmas is Coming...

Source: purecontemporary

But you'd never know it with this manger set...

Now You See It...Now You Don't

Via: geekologie

"Honeyyyyyy, where'd you hide the couch?"

File This One Under WTP... (What's The Point?)

Source: designboom

JOY: Why are you showing me hospital equipment? There's nothing funny about hospital equipment.

JANET: It's not hospital equipment. It's a bed.

JOY: You've been looking at design photos too long. A bed has a mattress and sheets and pillows and--

JANET: Hilarious. This is a vertical bed. You put it together and ta-daaaaaaaa...


Source: designboom

JANET: You can sleep standing up in the street any time you want.

JOY: As if. Who could sleep in the street? You'd get totally robbed.

JANET: It does seem safer to just sleep at home.

JOY: But now that we have this contraption we're supposed to sleep standing up in the street?

JANET: Apparently some people seem to think there's a need.

JOY: Yeah, well it would creep me out to see some guy sleeping vertically in the street. Just go home to bed, buddy.

JANET: Exactly-- it's all very Hannibal Lecter, isn't it?

Source: designboom

JOY: Hey, how's about some fava beans and a nice little chianti?

JANET: Nah, I'm good.

JOY: C'mon, I've got some fresh liver in the fridge.

JANET: Seriously-- stop it-- you're freakin' me out.

Somehow We Just Know...

That this was a man's bright idea. Is it any better in white?



Nope, still hideous.

Photos via: furniturefashion

'Homeless' Chic

A bedding set that is made to look like you are sleeping under cardboard boxes:



Paired with the sidewalk sheets, your homeless look is now complete:



WTF?

Source: dutchbydesign

Got Milk?

Via: furniture store

But what if you're lactose intolerant???

Fire and the Wheel

Source: cribcandy

Two very different discoveries that should never be put together.

Behold

Via: freshome

...the beauty.

We Are--

Via: yankodesign

...just as perplexed as you are.

Oh No You Didn't!

Via: geekologie

This is the 'Do-Hit' chair...it is a steel cube that costs $6,020.00 which you must bludgeon with a sledge hammer to achieve the desired look.

poll by twiigs.com

Proof--

Via: boingboing

...that bad taste has existed since the 1800's.