Over-Scaled Much?

Source: NYT

JOY: You know what bugs me most about this photo?
JANET: Well, where do I start? The green shag rug?
JOY: No.
JANET: The hideously upholstered bed with matching box spring?
JOY: Nope.
JANET: The precarious single vase perched in the corner?
JOY: Nuh-uh.
JANET: The pathetic 'dust cover' on that otherwise nice-looking chair?
JOY: Nyet.
JANET: I could go on and on here y'know...
JOY: What bugs me is that the grown man looks like a leprechaun sitting on that bed. For shit's sake, even the long-stemmed rose looks taller than he does...

The Comeback Kid?

Source: dornob

Somehow we doubt this 'updated' version of the waterbed will be catch on...

From Bad To Worse

The hideous couch has spawned.

When Photo Shoots Go Bad

Source: NYT

Did the stylist and exterminator both call in sick that day?

Subliminal Thoughts

Source: freshome

Whenever you have to pull a bed out in this manner - one thing comes to mind for us:

THE MORGUE.

Curtains Made of HAIR??

Source: lekkerhome

Yeah.... we're just gonna leave it at that.

If You've Got It, Don't Flaunt It

Source: Instyle

Hint for Mariah: If you're trying to get women to like you this will not help.

Hideous Then & Hideous Now...

Source: bughouse.com

So y'know how decor & fashion are like two sides of the same coin? Well, here's decor's version of that whole 'heroin-chic' thing that went on a few years ago...

Pimped Out Bathrooms

HIS:


Via: houzz

(Seriously, boys, a bullhorn?)

And HERS:


Via: shelteriffic

Order Up!

via: shelteriffic

At this high-end greasy spoon, the patrons like their carpets sunny side up...

Because-

Source: NYT

... balaclavas are the new black.

Let's Play The "Do You Like?" Game

JOY: Do we have to?
JANET: Yes. Do you like this?



JOY: No.
JANET: Do you like this?



JOY: Gawd, no.
JANET: Do you like this?


Source: all photos via design milk

JOY: Listen, the only way I would like any of this stuff is if it were sitting atop of the "Burn Pile" at my one of my brother's all-night bonfires.

Listen Dahlings...

Via: houzz.com

Why bother hanging a mirror when the chalkboard already knows?

Dear Designer,

Source: design milk

If you were going for the "Most Uncomfortable Chair That Is Sure To Leave You With A Sliver Up Your Ass" category, then you are sure to win the first prize - congratulations!

My, My, My...

Via: designmilk.com

JOY: What do we have here?
JANET: Not sure. It may be a bathtub.
JOY: To quote Jim Carrey, "Well alrighty then..."

White on White on White On White....

Source: freshome

poll by twiigs.com

Yes, It Is -- A RAT Chandelier

Source: design milk

Because we've heard it's wonderfully appetizing to look up to during a meal.