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| Joy has known Janet since they were both five years old... | Janet says you do the math |
| Joy gets mistaken for Janet's sister all the time. | Oddly enough, Janet also gets mistaken for Joy's sister. What are the odds? |
| Joy drives painfully fast | Janet drives painfully slow |
| Joy needs to drive--even when travelling in Janet's vehicle | Janet says 'Hey-- once a control freak, always a control freak... |
| Joy drinks copious amounts coffee-- the stronger the better | Janet opts for green tea (decaf-- because one of us hopped up on caffeine is enough to deal with) |
| Joy likes a more-than-just-occasional glass of Pinot Grigio... | While Janet prefers a (slightly less) occasional glass of Cabernet |
| Joy says Janet is a 'red wine snob' | To which Janet replies, 'Excuse me, do I know you?' |
| Joy is totally into Regis Philbin and Larry King | Janet says: 'Translation? Joy digs old dudes...' |
| Musically speaking, Joy likes the legend that is Steven Tyler | Musically speaking, Janet likes the legend that is Tony Bennett |
| Joy = street smarts | Janet = book smarts |
