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3.30.2010

'Wanna Sit On My Hot Rod?'

dvice.com
Via: dvice

When Tony asked that question, the ladies never knew exactly what he had in mind.

The 'Favorite Things' Lamp...

3ringsdesignerpages
Via: 3rings

Aaaand we quote: 


"A lamp and gallery for the home - designed to spread the light and tales of your favorite things."


We say if an angry-looking man figure with a bad bowl-haircut and a little green truck is your showcase of 'favorite things', you'd better put a call in to Oprah. 

3.29.2010

The Zebra Was No Dummy...

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Via: WSJ

He knew if he wanted to get out  alive,  now was the time to make a run for it.

Knock Knock--

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We don't want to know who's there.

How Many Moggitgirls Does It Take...

mocoloco
Source: mocoloco

JOY: Can you give me a hand over here?
JANET: Sure. What's up?
JOY: I need a bit of help with my new chandelier...
JANET: Wow-- that's A LOT of lightbulbs.
JOY: Yeah, 1,243 of them. But don't fire off a letter to Al Gore 'cuz only one of them actually lights up.
JANET: Really? Which one?
JOY: I don't know-- it's burnt out!

3.27.2010

It's A Modernist Rocking Horse

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Via: ifitshipsitshere

If the $10,000.00 price tag doesn't scare you, the sharp edges should.

On Pursuing a 'Higher' Education...


found shit

Via: foundshit

When party-boy Rob told his parents he was hitting the books hard, he wasn't really lying.

Yes, It's A Vase...

casasugar
Source: casasugar

And yes, it's shaped like, well-- NOT a vase at all, really...

3.24.2010

Model FAIL

furn fashion online

Via: furniture fashion

Nexxxxxxt!

You Do The Math

made of half dollar coins
Via: casa sugar

Remember this couch?
Well, this one's made of half-dollars, so it's a wee bit more expensive....at
$29,000.00

Is This Seat Taken?


Via: concept trends

To say Layla was desperate was an understatement.

3.23.2010

For The Die-Hard Louis Vuitton Fan


Via: casa sugar

Literally and figuratively.

A New Take On 'Foot Prints In The Sand'...


Via: ship of fools

...Wait, so the last line would be changed to:

"During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that you SAT ON ME." ???

Don't Look Now...


Via: habitually chic

But we think it's time to call the exterminator.

3.20.2010

Easily Persuadable


Via: furniture fashion online

JOY: What the hell is this?
JANET: You're gonna love it.
JOY: No, I'm not.
JANET: I bet you are.
JOY: Seriously, I couldn't hate it more.
JANET: Yeah, but this is special.
JOY: Oh, it's special, alright...
JANET: It's a fridge for wine.
JOY: Why didn't you say so? I'll take two.

3.18.2010

What Happens When a Designer Has A 'Creative Period'...

freshome
Source: freshome



Source: freshome

Aaand we quote:

"It’s a 5-meter tall chandelier made from wire, cotton thread, and over 14,000 tampons."

This Couch Cost $320.00


Via: eco-artware

Literally.

We'll Give You Two Hints...


Via: interiordesignroom

It's not a chair.

It's not a bench.

It's a bed.

Good luck finding sheets.

It Was Her 'Me Time'...


Source: foundshit

Clever Patricia finally found a way to ensure that when she took a bath in her giant and otherwise unfurnished loft, she was never at a loss for reading material...

3.16.2010

They Say It's A Candelabra...


Source: designmilk

We say it's a 911 call just waiting to happen...

We Have Just One Question...


Source: designmilk

Are those mushrooms magic?

3.15.2010

Work It Baby-- Work It!

It appears to be your basic black chair, but goodness-- after all this...

Source: designmilk



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Source: designmilk

Who wouldn't want to rush out and buy one?

Love Many, Trust Few...


Source: foundshit

Always paddle your own... couch.

You've Heard Of 'NSFW', right?


Source: designmilk

Well, we think this is 'NSFP': Not Safe For Pantyhose!



3.13.2010

An Apple A Day...


Source: interiordesignroom

JOY: So what's with all the apples on the wall?
JANET: Oh, it's a calendar.
JOY: A calendar?
JANET: Yup. A 'healthy calendar'. You're supposed to take an apple out everyday and eat it, and when you do, the date behind it is revealed.
JOY: So those apples are hanging on the wall, for like, a month.
JANET: Well, the last few are, give or take, I guess.
JOY: I'm just wondering something...
JANET: What?
JOY: Who's eating that last apple on day 31? 'Cuz I'll tell ya right now-- it's not gonna be me.

3.10.2010

It's Called The Human Bookcase--


Source: cribcandy

And it really creeps us out.
 
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