Yeah,

Via: darkroastedblend

Ugly furniture makes us tire-d too.

Think You Can HANDLE It?

Via: darkroastedblend

Vacuuming goes bad-ass.

Do Think We Have Enough Seating?

Source: freshome

Dave was expecting alot of people to show up for his party. Alot.

Vroom, Vroom

Via: dark roasted blend

Johnny liked his women fast, and his bed faster.

We Have Just One Question--

Source: woohome

How big a dweeb do you need to be to have this in your living room?

Is It Just Us?

Source: notcot

Or is this wallpaper really disturbing?

How To Mess With Your Kids 101

Kid: Mom, can you teach me how to tell time?
Mom: Sure, honey. Just tell me where the big hand is pointing.
Kid: Um, the big hand is pointing to where the big hand is pointing.



Source: laughingsquid via stumbleupon

Mom: Great job, honey! Now, where is the little hand pointing?

Kid: The little hand is pointing to where the little hand is pointing and the big hand is pointing up.

Mom: Good. So what time is it?

Kid: Um, I don't know...

Mom: Nevermind. I'll get you a digital.

Dear Designer,

Via: chairblog

If you were going for the 'dirty mop' look - then congrats - you nailed it!

Why Can't You Be Who I Want You To Be?

Via: chairblog

This poor chair's gonna get a complex.

Jimmy Was Bummed--

After going to the trouble of buying a whole new set of specially-made chairs...

Source: inewidea

And inviting all his friends over....


Source: inewidea

He came to a startling realization: grown-ups don't want to play musical chairs.

It's Called The 'Ball Pit Chair':

Via: daddytypes

But somehow the 'fun' of the ball pit got lost in the translation...

How The Minds At Moggit Work

We see this lamp:


Via: dezeen

And instantly think of this:

There's A Couple Of Things Missing Here--

Source: dornob

1) yellow crime scene tape

and

2) good taste.

Oh No You Didn't!

Via: shelterrific

poll by twiigs.com

To Boldly Go Where No Trekkie Has Gone Before--

Via: woohome

Out of your Mom's basement!

Now That's Some Minimal Minimalism...

Source: freshome

Minimalist #1: Honey-- I'm ho-ome!
Minimalist #2: What do you mean you're home? You were gone?
Minimalist #1: Yes, I was gone. You mean you didn't even notice?
Minimalist #2: Uh, no. I saw you like, ten minutes ago.
Minimalist #1: Well, I guess I wasn't gone very long...
Minimalist #2: So. Where'd you go?
Minimalist #1: To do the groceries...

Yikes--

Via: cubeme

We don't care how comfortable it is, that thing is FUGLY.

Who'd Have Guessed?

Source: cribcandy

We had no idea that apparently, if you leave a chair (and table) sit around long enough, they'll grow mould...

Leaving Well Enough Alone...

JANET: Look at this clock.

JOY: Yeah...

JANET: It's like a whiteboard.

JOY: Yeah...

JANET: It's supposed to be for an office setting. See how you could let the staff fill in the spaces with all kinds of lovely, inspirational words?

Source: theofficestylist

JOY: Mm-hmmm....

JANET: What?

JOY: Listen-- hang this sucker up in an office full of disgruntled employees and I can guarantee that the words that get put on it won't be anything remotely 'inspirational'.

And Now We Have--

Source: inewidea

Are you ready for it?

Electricaloutletdermy...

If A Chair Melts In The Forest...

Via: dezeen

Does it ooze all over and then turn into a pair of shoes?

'Embroidery Chairs'

Via: dezeen

...And Grandmothers everywhere go crazy for this HOT NEW TREND!

The Robert Pattison Pillow

Via: freshome

She's obviously 'Team Edward'.

It's A 'Concept' Sink With One Big Problem

Via 3rings

Where's the water gonna go?

A Not So Subtle Gift

Via: woohome

Larry's agent was trying to tell him just exactly where his career was going....

They're Fresh! They're new! They're... Doilies?

JOY: What is that?
JANET: It's a thing. A crocheted-- kind of-- thing.
JOY: Hm. It looks like a bunch of red doilies attached together. So what are you going to do with it?
JANET: Oh. I'll uh... yeah. I'll uh... oh-- I know-- I'll put it on my table!


Source: freshome

JOY: --------
JANET: Or, uh, on my couch?



Source: freshome

JOY: --------

JANET: So. I take it you're not a fan of the doily?

A Bevy of Beauties

Via: designboom

Although Richard had been a bachelor all his life, he always insisted he really never felt alone. 

It's Called 'Cinderella's Chair'

Aaaand We Quote:

'Designer Anna Ter Haar of the Netherlands has created a series of wooden chairs where each has one blown-glass leg.'

Source: dezeen

Umm, that's lookin' less like a 'glass slipper' and more like a 'stump leg' to us...

Behold--

Via:designboom

Crochetdermy.

Frat Boy Chic

Via: foundshit

...comes complete with that nasty 'day-after-beer-bottle-smell'.

Let There Be Light!

JOY: So what's with the big black egg thing?

JANET: It's not a big black egg thing. It's a lamp.

JOY: A lamp. Right. Have you noticed there's no light coming out of it?

JANET: You have to poke holes in it to make the light come out. Try it--

Source: woohome

JOY: That's not gonna give you enough light to do anything...

JANET: Just keep poking at it until you get more light coming out--
JOY: Oops!


Source: woohome

It's Called The 'Explosion Cabinet'--

Source: furniturefashion

And apparently the 'explosion' has rendered the top three drawers entirely useless.

From Bad to Worse...

If you thought this was bad, you're not gonna believe this:

Source: designboom

Told ya.

Yeah--

Source: cribcandy

We don't think so.

Alex, We'll Take-

Via: nook-sucasa

"Gifts That Only 'The Dog Whisperer' Would Love" for $300 please.

Hey Advertisers--

Via: cribcandy

If you're tryin' to sell a sexy, sleek chair, shouldn't you go more Cindy Crawford than Ed O'Neill?

Oh No You Didn't!

Video image via: House and Home

poll by twiigs.com

It's Yet Another Dreaded Case Of...

Source: cubeme

The "just because you can doesn't mean you should's"...

Subliminal? Notsomuch.

Via: freshome

After Max asked what design he should create in a pixel mosaic, a careless Jenny told him - "Whatever makes you happy, honey!

'The Life Aquatic'

JOY: Ugh. I don't know what to do with all of the kids' swimmies.
JANET: I know-- they get everywhere, don't they?
JOY: YES!
JANET: Wanna see what I did with mine?
JOY: What?


Source: materialicious

JOY: Yeah. I was really thinking more along the lines of just deflating them and putting them in a bag or somethin'. But that's nice, too.

There's Always A Drawback

JOY: Y'know if you had the money, a beach house would be tempting but...
JANET: Are you kidding me? Name one draw-back of owing a beach house.
JOY: The sand you would constantly track in...


Via: canucklehead

Janet: 'Nuff said.

Give A Guy Some Painter's Tape--

Via: freshome

And watch him freak his friends out!

That Added Touch!

Source: desiretoinspire

Pat and Leslie wanted their dining room to have an 'androgynous' feel-- so they covered their chairs in gender-neutral polka dots.

Titillating-- NOT.

Source: designboom

JANET: You GOTTA be kidding me.
JOY: Oh no-- it's a pillow. Made out of blow-up doll boobs.
JANET: How utterly tragic...
JOY: I agree. Total design calamity.
JANET: But it's not only a grave misfortune from a design standpoint.
JOY: No?
JANET: No-- just think of all those poor mutilated blow-up dolls with walkin' around with no boobs.

JOY: -----

JANET: What?
JOY: They don't really walk, you know.
JANET: It was a figure of speech.

We Don't Know About You...

But we've never actually felt the need to hang a picture either on or in a corner...


Source: hometone

And we still don't.