For starters, what is the ceiling a picture of, a flaking skin pustule? Nothing says "Good morning!" like stepping on dried leaves all the way to the bathroom. The lighted bed might be useful for avoiding said leaves on the way back to bed, but I'd worry the heat from the lights would set the bed on fire. Maybe that's why there's a giant cauldron of water at the foot of the bed. Or is that a modern take on a bedpan so you don't have to walk on the leaves. Guys would try to make the shot from bed though and that wouldn't be good. All in all, this leave me in the dark.
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