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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

If These Walls Could Talk...


Source: livingetc

JOY: Are you ready for our first 'Stylists-Working-Overtime' list for 2010?
JANET: Ready.
JOY: Okay - here we go. Hot pink couch-
JANET: Check.
JOY: Two horse tchotchkes-
JANET: Check.
JOY: One ugly upholstered fish pillow-
JANET: Check.
JOY: And two dog pillows-
JANET: Check and check.
JOY: Hideously unexplainable wallpaper-
JANET: Check.
JOY: Hard liquor-
JANET: Yum.
JOY: This is a first - really ugly 'Union Jack' shoes-
JANET: Wowsers.
JOY: And the 'piece du resistance' - almost didn't catch this - a partridge thrown in for good measure.
JANET: Literally.

5 comments:

Jena said...

No, no, it's a pheasant, not a partridge. That really says "high design"! (My dog would make a chew-toy out of it in 10 seconds flat.)

Mother B said...

Where's the partridge?

Mother B said...

I didn't read the comments before commenting. Yep...that's a pheasant....I think it might have been better with a partridge.

ludichrisallen said...

How could you fail to mention the hot pink picture frames peeking through the door??? The overworked (and overwrought) stylist would be devastated!

Ana Castanheira said...

this has got to be from a fugly room contest, right?

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