Well, now...

Source: cribcandy

...doesn't that look sturdy?

Rome Wasn't Built In A Day...

Source: thatshideous

And neither was this couch apparently...

Seriously, People...

Source: cribcandy

What's the point?

So, You Say You Need 'Proof' of Global Warming?

Source: cribcandy

Well, here it is.

Describe This Room In Two Words

Via: manolohome

For us it's: 

Shagadelic Creamsicle.

NOW We're Talkin'...

Via: timesonline

A Christmas tree made entirely of ... chocolate.

Just Keep 'Em On Your Feet!

Via: redferret.net

If you seriously like 'cowboy chic' this much, you need a 12 step program.

Some Say Funny

Via: manolohome

We say creepy.

What Was The Better Show?

Source: apartment therapy

What was on tv... or what wasn't?

Because, Really-

Source: notcot

Who doesn't want to curl up with a nice little sausage?

Been Dead Two Hundred Years-

Via: neatorama

And they've still got the heat!

Another Case Of-

Via designmilk

Just because you can - doesn't mean you should.

They're LAMPS.

Via: notcot

And we're speechless.

Overkill

Source: dornob

Defined.

Calling It An 'Art Installation'-

Via: neatorama

Doesn't make it any less STUPID.

It's A New Style Of Decorating--

Source: houzz

called I don't give a shit.

A Really Good Way-

Source: etsy

To screw with your cat.

It's Not What You Think It Is

Source: dezeen

Well it is, kinda.

When it's not hung on the to wall to resemble a deer’s head, it can be taken down to be used as a STOOL.

Buy Your Daughter A Bed Like This

Via: neatorama

...and you're just ASKIN' for trouble.

Listen,

Via: oddee

We love shoes as much as the next girl, but we've never felt the urge to bathe in one.

Lookin' For Crazy Lady's House?

Source: houzz.com

You found it!

What To Get That 'Hard-To-Buy-For' Alcoholic

Via: crazyjunkyard

Cheers!

Deep Thoughts, By This Guy:

Source: trendsnow

'What ever possessed me to think that making a desk out of a giant tree and a huge piece of glass would make me appear imposing and powerful and environmentally conscientious? 'Cuz really I just look like an an idiot sitting behind a fake tree...'

All We Can Think Is...

Source: freshome

How badly marked-up the sides of that table must be...

Exercise in Futility, Defined...

Source: inewidea

JANET: Just to be clear-- this is not a light. It's a clock.
JOY: Really? 'Cuz it looks like a light to me. An ugly light.
JANET: Oh no, my dear. You see, the lights on this clock are color-coded so that each one represents a different number.
JOY: You gotta be freakin' kidding me.
JANET: Oh no-- it comes with a chart and everything. Look...


Source: inewidea

JOY: So lemme get this straight... by the time you'd have hauled out your little chart, deciphered the color-to-number code and figured out what each one means, the colors would be all changed and you have to start all over?!?
JANET: Yup. Oh-- by the way, I got you one for Christmas.
JOY: Did you keep the receipt?

We See Some Nightmares In The Future

Via: crazy junkyard

...and years of therapy.

Rock A Bye Baby

Source: yokiddo

...literally.

Can You Guess What It Is?

Source: design milk

And we quote:

"The unusual appearance is inspired by the shape of a brain wave scan measured by a elektro-encefalogram (EEG) using a set of electrodes connected to the designer’s head. This allowed the designer to have control over the design, since opening and closing his eyes influenced the brain wave’s shape. In addition, the concept is a reference to a futuristic workflow in which the designer only has to close his eyes and the computer “prints” the result out."

OMG people, it's a COUCH.

Listen....

Via: apartmenttherapy

In these hard economic times you learn to make the best of it!

Wowsers...

Source: freshome

For a small lamp, that's a realllly long lamp cord.....

A Question For You:

JANET: Look at this room.
JOY: Okay. Looking...
JANET: So does it or does it not totally scream 'I'm GREG BRADY and this is my swingin' bachelor pad'?

Is It Christmas That Makes You Feel Like You're Climbing The Walls?

Via: pfadvice

Or is it just your Christmas tree?

The Bacon Lamp

Source: boing boing

This is soooooo not kosher.

Looks Nice, Right?

Via: neatorama

We suppose....if you like your Christmas tree made out of Mountain Dew cans.

Dahling...

Source: jimzim.us

You look mahvelous.

We've Got Three Little Words For This...

Source: design milk

What-- the-- HELL??

Oooh, Scary...

Source: 3ringsdesignerpages

JANET: So these chairs have color gradiation that are supposed to have an effect to look as though they are floating...

JOY: Yeah, but if you don't have an all-white background, the effect is pretty much screwed.

JANET: Good point.

The New 'Bean Bag' Chair

Source: web urbanist

They made it uncomfortable and upped the price to $4,500 bucks. Brills!

If These Walls Could Talk

JANET: So whose place are we viewing today?
JOY: My all-time favorite RHONYC-- Jill Zarin's!
JANET: Woah, what the hell is this?



Joy: Relax. This is the 'before'.
JANET: Wowsers. Are you sure this isn't a pic of her great-aunt's house in Poughkeepise?
JOY: Funny. Now look at the after...



JANET: Better. I guess. It's a lot brighter and lighter. But oh--my-- gawd... is that two-toned parquet flooring???



JOY: Yeah. I know. But look how nice it's cleaned up below!

JANET: They shoulda replaced it.

JOY: She's thrifty. Nothin' wrong with that. You know, a lot of people HATED the re-do of this apartment.

JANET: Well, at the very least, it's a definite improvement over what it was. I'll give 'em that.

JOY: Look at the kitchen before.
JANET: I have to say I've never seen so many different shades of burgundy in one space.



JOY: Yeah, I'm not digging the kitchen. Even in the 'after'.
JANET: Holy shit-- did they mac-tac the cabinets??



JOY: Uhm, yeah... I think this is where Jill's 'gay husband' Brad went a little too far. Clearly this room needs a little less 'Brad' and a little more 'Bobby'.
JANET: Woah. Who's Brad and who's Bobby?
JOY: You really frustrate me.


All photos: traditional home

JOY: And finally, here is the bedroom...

JANET: Just look at that bed-- that's a lot of fabric.
JOY: "Fabric! Fabric! Fabric! Are ya happy now Bobby?"
JANET: What the hell are you talking about?
JOY: Dammit Janet! If you watched the show, you'd know...

The Obvious Question Is...

Source: cribcandy

Aaaaand we quote:

"Japanese interior design company Wonderwall have completed a chocolatier’s shop in Harajuku, Japan, where chocolate seems to drip from the walls and ceiling."

We really only have one question-- can we lick it?

Design 101-- For Dummies...

Source: furniture fashion

Teacher, Design 101 class: And so, can anyone tell me what this lighting design was inspired by?

Students: -----

Teacher: Anyone?

Students: -----

Teacher: Isn't it rather obvious?

One Student: Uh... doughnuts?

Teacher: -----

Just Be Careful

Via: crib candy

When you shift in this baby.

How Can I Help You?

Source: liquidation-kings

I am at your service!