JOY: Why are you showing me hospital equipment? There's nothing funny about hospital equipment.
JANET: It's not hospital equipment. It's a bed.
JOY: You've been looking at design photos too long. A bed has a mattress and sheets and pillows and--
JANET: Hilarious. This is a
vertical bed. You put it together and ta-daaaaaaaa...
Source: designboom
JANET: You can sleep standing up in the street any time you want. JOY: As if. Who could sleep in the street? You'd get totally robbed.
JANET: It does seem safer to just sleep at home.
JOY: But now that we have this contraption we're supposed to sleep standing up in the street?
JANET: Apparently some people seem to think there's a need.
JOY: Yeah, well it would creep me out to see some guy sleeping vertically in the street. Just go home to bed, buddy.
JANET: Exactly-- it's all very Hannibal Lecter, isn't it?
JOY: Hey, how's about some fava beans and a nice little chianti?
JANET: Nah, I'm good.
JOY: C'mon, I've got some fresh liver in the fridge.
JANET: Seriously-- stop it-- you're freakin' me out.
