Howdy Pardner...

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JANET: These chairs are modeled after old-fashioned 'saloon chairs' and they're made of foam and you're supposed to hit each other with them like you're having an old-fashioned 'saloon fight' like in the movies.
JOY: Honestly-- who has time for that bullshit?

Our Money Says

Source: furniture fashion

Minimalists have one huuuuuuge junk drawer.

Tails From The Chair...

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JOY: Sooooooooooooo, whaddya think of this chair?
JANET: I think it looks like a bulldozer minus the shovel. You?

JOY: I think it has one major design flaw.

JANET: Which is?

JOY: If somebody decides to push that thing forward, your ass is rollin' right offa that sucker!

Ahhh...

Source: cribcandy

So that's what they're doing in there all that time...

What Does This Chair Say To You?

Source: designspotter

'High-end design' or shop class?

No Need...

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To wonder what happened to all last year's lost parcels anymore...

What A Doll!

Source: designmilk

Longtime bachelor Garret had three reasons to love his new 'companion':

1. No pesky conversations about 'relationships'.
2. He could read in bed as late as he wanted-- every night.

3. The lampshade imbued that sense of party into every situation...

And Now...

Source: furniture fashion

From the new 'Tiger Woods' line of home furnishings...

If These Walls Could Talk

SPOUSE 1: Did you do the laundry today?
SPOUSE 2: No.
SPOUSE 1: Well, did you wash the floors?
SPOUSE 2: Negative.
SPOUSE 1: Did you at least do the dishes?
SPOUSE 2: Nope.
SPOSE 1: What exactly did you do today?
SPOUSE 2:

Via: interior design

This Is Where Re-Gifting--

Via: nerd approved

Comes in real handy.

If You Turn It Off...

Via: materialicous

Thirty minutes later you want to turn it on again.

Maybe We've Lost Our Marbles But...

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We don't think this is such a good idea...

We Wanna Know...

Via: the style files

How many chair cushions had to die to make this headboard?

Only Slightly Better Than...

Via: concept trends

Sleeping with the fishes...

Things That Make Us Go Hmmm...

Via: apt therapy

If the room cost over 44 grand, could they not have splurged on a bigger dog bed for poor Rover?

The Great Equalizer

Source: furniture fashion

Jane and Richard felt that varying financial situations notwithstanding, all their dinner guests should be on an even plane-- the floor.

Your Thoughts?

Via: inhabitant

And we quote:

"The Whatchawant stool was designed as a fun piece of furniture that would inspire the imagination. They built this timeless piece, made of plywood, and containing no screws or superflous parts, with an eye on sustainability and a desire to do away with the “wear out then throw out” mentality often coupled with today’s mainstream furniture. Meant to last for generations, this modern spin on a rocking horse is destined to become a classic."

poll by twiigs.com

It's A Chair

Via: geekologie

But we use that term loosely...

'Moveable Storage'? Or...

Source: stilsucht


Source: stisucht

Suitcases on a string?

(Yeah. We think so too...)

The Bar Scene

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We've heard it's a jungle out there but this is ridiculous.

It Was No Secret--

Via: concept trends

Darla always knew that she was the brains of the operation...

So It's Like This, Right?

Via: furniture fashion

The serene, white architectural lines of the light fixture are a potentous juxtaposition with the rugged and unpredictable lines of nature's infinite bounty.

Ha ha. We just made that up. It's branches in a lamp shade.

Take A Seat, Ladies--

Via: cribcandy

'Cuz this chair isn't gonna snag your pantyhose or anythin'...

It Begs the Question

Via: mocoloco

Is that a lamp in your lap - or are you just happy to see me?"

Literally & Figuratively

Via: designerdummy

No-one ever wanted to be in the hot seat at Bob and Maggie's.

The BEST Couch In The World

Source: artinfo.com

JANET: Is this not the best couch ever?

JOY: Well, it's nice... but the best couch ever? Dunno about that.


Source: artinfo.com

JANET: Not the best ever?

JOY: Meh.

JANET: Look...

Source: artinfo.com

JANET: How 'bout now?

JOY: That is the best damn couch I have ever seen in my life.

Watch Out Snuggie™...

Via: cribcandy

You've got some competition!

Open Wide

Via: the design blog

...and say "Ahhhh".

We Don't Care What Anyone Says

Via: samsclub

We just simply don't understand this.

Come On Down-- You're The Next Contestant On 'The Price ISN'T Right!'

Via: artnetdotcom

poll by twiigs.com

At First Glance...

Via: design milk

It looks like a giant scrub brush. But guess what?

It's a chair.

Too Lazy To Do His Dirty Laundry-

Via: funnybytes

Bernie preferred to make furniture out of it instead.

We Gotta Ass-k...

Source: inewidea

JOY: What is that?

JANET: Nu-uh. You have to call them those-- they're speakers.

JOY:Yeah, well THEY look like an ass.

Source: inewidea

JANET: Believe it or not, they're supposed to look like an ass.

JOY: Ugh. And I suppose they've gone all literal on us and all the sound comes from the obvious place?

JANET: Ew. Hadn't thought about that and frankly, I don't wanna know...

Don't Laugh

Via: funnybytes

Gramma will love it!

And A-one, And A-Two...

Source: inewidea

Friend 1: How d'ya like my new bookshelves?

Friend 2: Those are bookshelves?

Friend 1: Yeah, they're for people who are light readers...

Finally...

Via: hilavitkutin

A use for all of those scratched cd's...

You're Not Fooling Anyone...

Source: cribcandy

We all still know it's GARBAGE.

Christmas is Coming...

Source: purecontemporary

But you'd never know it with this manger set...

Now You See It...Now You Don't

Via: geekologie

"Honeyyyyyy, where'd you hide the couch?"

File This One Under WTP... (What's The Point?)

Source: designboom

JOY: Why are you showing me hospital equipment? There's nothing funny about hospital equipment.

JANET: It's not hospital equipment. It's a bed.

JOY: You've been looking at design photos too long. A bed has a mattress and sheets and pillows and--

JANET: Hilarious. This is a vertical bed. You put it together and ta-daaaaaaaa...


Source: designboom

JANET: You can sleep standing up in the street any time you want.

JOY: As if. Who could sleep in the street? You'd get totally robbed.

JANET: It does seem safer to just sleep at home.

JOY: But now that we have this contraption we're supposed to sleep standing up in the street?

JANET: Apparently some people seem to think there's a need.

JOY: Yeah, well it would creep me out to see some guy sleeping vertically in the street. Just go home to bed, buddy.

JANET: Exactly-- it's all very Hannibal Lecter, isn't it?

Source: designboom

JOY: Hey, how's about some fava beans and a nice little chianti?

JANET: Nah, I'm good.

JOY: C'mon, I've got some fresh liver in the fridge.

JANET: Seriously-- stop it-- you're freakin' me out.

Somehow We Just Know...

That this was a man's bright idea. Is it any better in white?



Nope, still hideous.

Photos via: furniturefashion

'Homeless' Chic

A bedding set that is made to look like you are sleeping under cardboard boxes:



Paired with the sidewalk sheets, your homeless look is now complete:



WTF?

Source: dutchbydesign