Have Baby....

Via: mocoloco

Will travel.

Holy Crap...

Via: design spotter

This shit is worse than Ikea!

Reading Can Be Fun

Source: designmilk

Homeowner: ...And each book-filled state represents--
Guest: Lemme guess-- a state that you've been to?
Homeowner: Nope. A state we've read a book about...

We Suppose This Might Be Good...

If you like your furniture to resemble swelled up, disease-infected cacti.

Halloween Is Not An Excuse-

Via: furniturefashion

To decorate ugly!

Yeah, It Looks Like a Good Idea At First....

Via: inewidea

While the designers in us say "This is awesome!" - the mothers in us say "And who's gonna clean this nightmare?"

No, I'm Not an Alcoholic--

Via: design spotter

...why do you ask?

Her Majesty's Secret Kingdom...

Source: ffffound

The Ice Cream Cone Beings loved Clarissa's spacious bathroom so much they made it their new kingdom-- effectively making Clarissa their queen...

DND

Via: cribcandy

Do not disturb!

We Can't Be Silent Anymore...

Source: via ffffound

Viagara. For houses. So we can stop the suffering...

Bobby Was A "Leg" Man

Via: design milk

...and he bought the light fixture to prove it.

All Hung Up...

Source: via inhabitant

In a moment of sheer inspiration, hostess Miranda oh-so-cleverly made chandeliers from the leftover coat hangers from her last cocktail party. Oh, and some for her friends too. Lucky them...

It's a Bed - Made Out of a Plane

Source: motoart

For those who desperately want to join that exclusive 'Mile High' club.

There's--

Source: livingetc.

...something wrong with her nose, right?

Silly Us...

Source: via nerdapproved

We've alway just donated our old clothes... but hey, now we know we can make furniture out of them.

So Handy!

Via: design milk

It's a couch made out of suitcases...so if your significant other dares to come home with such a monstrosity, you can easily send them packing!

Yeah,

Via: dandelion

We can assure no woman would ever try sitting on this.

Well...

Source: houzz

That's one way of keepin' your wine all to yourself!

You Know What They Say...

Via: thedesignblog

Two wrongs don't make a right.

A Rather Puzzling Question...

Source: mocoloco

Haven't we all got enough to do without dealing with this?

What Ever Happened to...

Via: cakeheadlovesevvil

...just displaying dishes?

Is It Just Us?

Via: freshome

Or does this give you a headache, too?

When Moms Cave...

Source: cribcandy

Mrs. Milquetoast knew that allowing her entire brood of 14 to eat pistachio and strawberry ice cream on her new tables would be a bad idea...

Fire Sale!

Source: designboom

On Offer: One, er-- chair. Melted. Going cheap...

Question For Ya--

Source: inewidea

Does this chair not just make you want to sneak up behind the person sitting in it, pull down, let go & see how far said person will launch?

Yeah. Us too...

Ever Asked A Question That Answers Itself?

Source: pan-dan


JOY: What in the--
JANET: --are those things?


Source: pan-dan

JOY: Oh...
JANET: ...Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Even the Couch Knows It's Awful...

Via: design boom

...That's why it's thrown up all over itself.

Ugly

Via: design boom

Defined.

There's One Way to Make This Chair Better

Via: google

JOY: Hey Janet--
JANET: Yeah....
JOY: Got a match?

Double Duty??

Source: Cribcandy

JOY: See that guy?
JANET: Yup. Nice coat.
JOY: Well, here's the thing about that coat-- he can totally take it off and slip it over that chair frame, and do up all the snaps & stuff, and ta-da he's got himself an upholstered chair to sit himself down in.
JANET: Great. I think there's only two things wrong with that.
JOY: What?
JANET: A) he'll never wear that coat 'cuz it's ugly and B) he'll never upholster that chair with it 'cuz he's too busy putting all his time into his hair...

Let's Re-Think This, Shall We?

Source: Yanko

JOY: What happened to this table?
JANET: Nuthin'.
JOY: Nuthin?? It looks like a piece of paper that was crumpled up and then smoothed out again.
JANET: Man, you are some design-savvy!-- that's exactly what it's supposed to look like.
JOY: Seriously.
JANET: Mm-hm.
JOY: But doesn't a surface like that really just defeat the whole purpose of having a table?
JANET: Oh, if you actually want a functional table you'd have to get another one. This one's just for looking at...

A Very Famous Designer Created This Gnome Stool

Via: casa sugar

We don't care if it's high end or not - it's a GNOME.

It's Called 'The Troll Chair'

via: The Contemporist

And we have just one question about it: Is it made from real trolls?

Oh No You Didn't!

Source: Dezeen

poll by twiigs.com

Short-Term Visitor Chair...

Source: cribcandy

JOY: Nice chair.
JANET: Thanks. Made it myself.
JOY: You gonna cut those zip ties? 'Cuz they're going to be poking into people's legs.
JANET: Nope. They're part of 'the look'.
JOY: Lemme guess-- also you don't want people to stay?
JANET: Am I being terribly obvious?

Back to the Drawing Board

Source: cribcandy

Design student Emily's cumulative project entitled 'High-End Bookshelf' earned her an 'A' for 'Areyoufreakin'kiddinguswiththat?'.

We Bet

Via: found shit

...A guy bought these sheets just to prove he can do 0 - 60 in 3 seconds flat.

And This Is What Happens When...

Source: cribcandy

Giants get bored and take up knitting...

We Can Pretty Much Assure You...

That approximately 10 mins after buying this couch, it will have gone out of style.

Even If You Were a Doctor...

Via: nyt

...this is some creepy shit.

Why Bother?

Source: cribcandy

JANET: These chair backs are specially designed to insert into a bale of hay to make sitting on it more comfortable.
JOY: Tell you what-- there is nothing on the face of the earth that could make sitting on a bale of hay 'more comfortable'...

Oh, Come on...

Via: design crisis

Yeah, and these aren't fire hazards or anythin'...

Bad Dog/Poor Dog

Source: cribcandy

JOY: Oh my goodness-- that dog just totally destroyed that rug.
JANET: No he didn't.
JOY: Yes he did-- he totally ripped it apart!
JANET: Actually, it's a rug made from shoelaces and it's supposed to look like that.
JOY: That poor dog-- he's going to suffer for the rest of his life...
JANET: What do you mean?
JOY: Every time he looks a that stupid thing, he's going to think he did it and feel bad.

Big News!

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Because, Really--

Via: nook

Who isn't turned on by bloody cow heads and anatomical brain and heart models?

Retirement: The Final Frontier

Source: cribcandy

After James T. Kirk retired from the Star Fleet, he had an easy-chair specifically designed so his ol' pal Scotty could beam him up any time he felt like it...

Has Thomas Dolby Turned Designer?

Source: cribcandy

'Cuz seriously-- talk about yer 'blinding us with science'!

If You ACTUALLY Want a 'Look' Like This

Via: trendir

...I can get my dog to come over and do it for FREE.