Taking A Concept And Running With It...

Source: inewidea

Long-time bachelor (and professional electrician) Edward went straight to work after reading somewhere that 'The Ladies' love them some mood-lighting...

Is It Just Us?

Source: indewidea

Or have the makers of this very nifty little gadget watched 'Fantasia' just one too many times?

Bringing a Whole New Meaning...

Source: inewidea

To that oft-heard phrase: 'Recorded for Posterity...'

G'morning, Sunshine!

Source: inewidea.com


We ask you: has the notion of a coffee and a cigarette ever gone so well together?

This Stool Brings New Meaning to the Insult...

Via: dezeen

"Get 'yer head out of 'yer arse!"

Be Specific When You Make a Wish

Source:ughcannottremember

Aspiring actress Meghan wanted to see her name in lights-- not her arm chair.

We Know, We Know...

Via: designtherapy

Everyone loves this room. Ya-da-ya-da-ya-da.

Bleeeeech.

It's a Chair...

Source: cribcandy

And it's made of straws. And no, we're not kidding.

Eggs....

Via: inewidea

They're not just for breakfast anymore!

Somebody's Got a Good Sense of Humor...

via: designsponge

JOY: Is it just me or does that moose look like he's smirking??
JANET: Oh, no. He's smirking alright.
JOY: He's a decapitated moose hanging on a wall. What could he possibly have to smirk about?
JANET: He knows that the next person to walk into that room is going to trip over that coffee table and crack their head on those ridiculously low-hanging yellow lights.
JOY: Oooh... yeah. That is smirkable!

Another Victim...

Via: myfavoriteandmybest

Of STD (Styled To Death) Syndrome.

Wanna See My Hot Box?

Jenna's suitors were always disappointed when they answered that question in the affirmative and were shown this...


Via: design milk

Former Car Salesman's Furniture Pitch:

Via: design crisis

"And this baby comes fully loaded!"

Perky, much?

Via: myfavoriteandmybest

We honestly can say we could never be friends with the person who lives in this room.

Yeah, 'Cuz THAT'S Appetizing

Via: design milk

It's a composting table-- a composting bag is placed in the center of the table and when you've finished eating, you simply scrape your leftovers into it.

We don't smell good things happening here...

Almost Perfect...

Source: moormann.de

JOY: Sooooooo, I'm guessing this is a chair for booklovers.
JANET: It isn't just 'a chair for booklovers'-- it's 'The Ultimate Chair For Booklovers!'
JOY: Uh-huh...
JANET: Look at it! It's got everything-- built-in storage, a built-in lamp, it even has a wheel... though actually, I don't know why you'd need a wheel. I'm a bit confused by the wheel.
JOY: It's for travelling around your house so you'd never to leave your chair to get a snack.
JANET: Yeah, well in that case it's missing something else so you'd never have to leave your chair.
JOY: Lemme guess-- a hole in the seat...
JANET: Bingo!

Because What Room Isn't Complete....

Via: design crisis

...without a yellow baby rhino made out of resin?

Check The Jingle!

One (notsomuch) beef patty-- check.
Special Sauce-- no check.
Lettuce-- checkety-check.
Cheese-- checkerooni.
Nopicklenoonionbuttomatoinstead-- checkola!
On a sesame seed bun-- checkowzers.


Via: freshome

Design indigestion-- CHECK!

No, It's Not a Soap Dish...

Via: clusterflock

It's a chair.

LET ME IN!

via: theworldsbestever

Husband: (thru door) Honeeeeeeeeey-- can you let me in? My arms are full of groceries!
Wife: (thru door) Yup. Just a minute...

..... ..... ..... .....

Husband: What the hell is going on? Open the door, already!
Wife: It's this damn chain maze thing-- I can't figure it out!
Husband: Oh, for shit's sake. You gotta be kidding me...
Wife: Don't you 'oh for shit's sake me', buddy-- you're the one who thought it was 'so coool'!
Husband: Meanwhile I've totally lost all feeling my upper extremities.
Wife: Yeah? Well, if you don't shut up, you'll be losing all feeling in your lower ones, too-- if you get my meaning.

Ummm, Say What?

photo copyright: elly nelly via: modern echo

People thought Susan was crazy when she always boasted she had lots of men in her bedroom.

Listen Up-

Source: thereifixedit

Try to save the earth in other ways!

One Of Our Favorite Lines EVER...

Via: theworldsbestever

Husband: Honey, where are my hightops?
Wife: Why -- do you need -- to know???

Oh So Clevaaaaaaaaaaah!

Source: ostentatious

Just in case you forget what it is once you've taken it apart?

There's Crafty - and Then There's CRAZY

Via: design crisis

This is what is what happens when you buy the industrial size can of Mod Podge.

And This is Sooooo Not Cool

Via: eyespy

We don't care what you do to macrame - you can't make us like it.

As Greta Garbo Once Famously Said...

Via: theworldsbestever

"I vant to be alone."

Check One More Thing Off That Pesky 'Mom' List...

Source: trendir

Mom #1: How do you like the tiles I had installed in my kids' bathroom?
Mom #2: Erm... well, they're very... sudsy.
Mom #1: Yes-- exactly!
Mom #2: What do you mean exactly?
Mom #1: I mean I'll never have to remind them to wash their hands again...
Mom #2: Oh. Right. Good luck with that!

We Hardly Know What To Say...

Source: cribcandy

JOY: Uhm, whaa...?
JANET: I know.
JOY: Holy-- I mean, what the-- Ooooh. Wow.
JANET: It's a couch.
JOY: Whoa. Uhm, yeah.
JANET: So can I assume you're at a loss for words?
JOY: I--er... uhm, yeah-- whuh!
JANET: And I didn't think it could be done...

Pseudotaxiheaterdermy...

Via: theworldsbestever

JOY: You gotta be kidding me with these.
JANET: What? They're the latest thing! They're trendy. They're, dare I say it--avantgarde...
JOY: Seriously. What are they?
JANET: Apparently, they're supposed to be heaters.
JOY: Heaters. Right... so what's up with the fur coats, then?
JANET: Oh. That's to keep 'em warm.

Knob (What The) Hell...?

Source: cribcandy

PA to Executive #1: Look at what my boss had installed in the cloakroom...
PA to Executive #2: What is that?
PA to Executive #1: It's to hang up your coat.
PA to Executive #2: What a knob!

Shoulda Got a Better Lawyer...

Source: ffffound

In the divorce settlement, Mitzi didn't get quite as much as she had hoped...

'The Edward VII Love Chair' aka 'WTHellllll??'

Source: chair blog

Aaaaand we quote: 'It's a chair specifically designed by a top French furniture-maker, so an English King could have sex with two or more prostitutes.'
(Source: TheFirstPost)

How's about we just let you figure out the rest...?

Fatal Attraction?

Source: cribcandy

Michael had a sinking feeling his new girlfriend was coming on too strong when she had this chair made for them.

It's Entitled "The Snot Vase"

Via: clusterflock

We'll let you figure out why...

Warning!

Via: apt therapy

When zebras and bears become extinct, is this what we have to look forward to???

Do Not Adjust Your Moniter...

Source: cribcandy

We are experiencing a few techinical difficulties.

A Cut Above

Source: shelteriffic

Donald the deer always knew he was heads (but sadly, not tails) above the rest...

Le Sigh...

Via: casa sugar

Via: alkemie

All other photos: apt therapy

Remember when the Union Jack used to be thought of as cool? Now- notsomuch.

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeriously--

via: mocoloco

Is standing amongst wet, slimy plant material to get clean really going to help the planet that much?

It's Called a Bookshelf - Get One

Via: alkemie

Okay, so you know when you finally fall down these stairs and break every single bone in your body and can't get to the phone to call for help? Well, look on the bright side-- at least you have something to read while you're dying a slow and painful death...

Buried In the Classifieds...

Via: apartmenttherapy

'Condo for Sale. Price Drastically Reduced:
Recently renovated heritage building with stunning views. Earplugs recommended.
(Note: Monthy condo fees waived if willing to put up with wacky hunchback neighbor who likes to swing from ropes and yell "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!" at all hours.')

Poor Thing...

Source: desire to inspire

She never saw her over-designed heart attack comin'...

My Parents Went to Niagara Falls...

Via: design crisis

...and all they brought me was this ugly couch.

It's a Monday Double Threat!

Via: apartment therapy

If you can no longer iron on it, why on earth would you want to sit on it?