Source: Flor.com
Seriously, what woman wants this front and center in her home?
Showing newest 46 of 78 posts from July 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 46 of 78 posts from July 2009. Show older posts
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
It Was The Best of Times, It Was the Worst of Times...
Source: desiretoinspire
JANET: Woah-- whatthehell is going on here?
JOY: I think they're ready for 2012.
JANET: Gargatuan tins of Campbell's Soup? Check.
JOY: Alcohol from the Buy-In-Bulk Liquor Store? Check.
JANET: Armageddon?
JOY: Bring it on....
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Because Life Isn't Stressful Enough...
Source: inewidea
Ever have one of those days where you feel like the whole world is the world is closing in on you?
Well, apparently now they have furniture to match.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Hmmm....
Source: Furniture Fashion
Can't decide which perplexes us more:
The framed line-up of hot-mess wrestlers
or
the hairy, gold-filled tooth chair
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Pull Those Chairs Back Stat!
Source: Furniture Fashion
We're not exactly sure what that table base is made out of - but it looks like the Kool Aid Man is being crushed at the bottom of it.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
A Feast For The Eyes
Via: desiretoinspire
JOY: You know when a kid who loves candy walks into an over-stocked candy store and they stand there wide-eyed?
JANET: Yeah.
JOY: Do you feel it?
JANET: Yeah.
JOY: It's a lot, huh?
JANET: Yeah.
JOY: It's so much that it's hard to take all in.
JANET: Yeah...is that a bedspread made with baseball cards, red yarn and belted jeans???
JOY: Yup.
JANET: Is that a--
JOY: YUP.
(ED Note: Janet speechless)
For Dirty Clothes
Via: i new idea homepage
Because who doesn't want to have their dirty clothes up where you can see 'em?...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
And We Quote...
Via: i new idea homepage
"The surface of this chair is made from thermochromatic material. Therefore, you can leave your mark on it after sitting."
Mmm-hmm. Because every woman WANTS TO LEAVE AN IMPRINT OF THEIR ASS where they just sat.
In An Effort To Save Their Marriage...
Source: dezeen
Patty and Rick thought they could combine her love of design with his love of rock climbing.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Bedroom Security Table (We Kid You Not)
Source: i new idea homepage
Just a thought:
Perhaps if you saved money not buying this ugly table you could then invest in a really good deadbolt?
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Bummer!
Via: designlaunches.com
Man-- we're totally bummed out because we can't think of anything clever to say about these chairs...
'Nuff Said?
Source: pointclickhome
These are egg cartons.
No amount of dressing them up will make them anything other than egg cartons. The only other real use for them (other than to HOLD YOUR EGGS) is for arts and crafts in your child's pre-k class.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
"Mama Said Knock You Out!"
Source: freshome
Whoever sleeps in this bed is gonna get their lights put out-- one way or another...
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Scoop & Flush
Source: renovation planning
Well, we guess when these 'little fishies' die, it'll be a really short trip to 'little fishie' heaven!
'The Tea-Party Murders'...
Via: shelter pop
Prosecution: Your honor, may I introduce into evidence 'Exhibit A'?
Judge: Case closed!
Friday, July 17, 2009
Cuz That's How They-- Swing!
After installing their new bed, ultra-conservative couple Thad and Muffy could finally boast to all their friends at the club that they were now full-fledged swingers...
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Honey, Where's My Pillow?
Source: I New Idea Homepage
"...Oh yes, you've so cleverly turned it into a lamp."
(insert sarcastic eye roll here)
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Upside Down or Downside Up?
Via: designbloom.com
The whole 'reversible' concept may be a good thing for some things-- like kid's raincoats, down-filled vests and possibly winter hats-- but for a dining set?
We say notsomuch...
Nice Try
Source: Lucas Allen Photography
We're thinking the crown was supposed to make that chair look very regal- but really, this one just missed the mark...
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Gentle Reader,
Source: houzz
This post was supposed to be an 'If These Walls Could Talk' conversation with Joy referencing how the furniture slightly/notsoslightly resembles peas-and-carrots, and me (Janet-- the sugar addict) referencing how the blobby things look more like Giant Delicious Jellybeans. (Yum.)
However, upon closer inspection of the photo we noticed the little wooden-clown-marionette- dudes on the window sill, and I made the seemingly innocuous remark to Joy that we should also mention how those little guys jump off the window sill at night and dance a funny little marionette dance-- all by themselves.
This freaked Joy out sufficiently that we never did get around to writing the original conversation as planned.
However, we assure you, it would have been hilarious.
Kindest Regards,
J&J
Monday, July 13, 2009
Are We Really THIS Busy?
Source: trendir
This faucet uses face recognition technology to check your emails. Well, we suppose really clean hands would be a direct benefit.
Have Bench, Will Travel...
Source: dornob
And in the ongoing Battle of the Sexes:
Men: "Wow- that is REALLY cool!"*
(*Translation: 'I wonder how many drunken friends with beers can I fit on there?')
Women: "What is the freakin' point of that??"*
(*Translation: 'You are never going to find out.')
Sunday, July 12, 2009
To Each Their Own!
Via: decorno
Most people want their bedrooms to be a serene and calm oasis from the stresses of everyday life. Other people prefer their bedrooms to resemble the 'after' photo of a violent crime scene.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
All The Summer Entertainment You Need!
Via: Shelteriffic
Bring this dinnerware to a picnic & watch your friends freak out.
Yeah. Good times...
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