We Like To Call This

Source: designmilk.com

... A hot mess.

Doesn't Everyone Need--

Source: thdesing.dk

More bang for their buck these days?

Hey Buddy,

Via: freshhome.com

...She's just not that into you.

Double Duty

Source: freshhome.com

Well, we suppose this idea looked great-- on paper....

Oh No You Didn't!

Source: via fetemagazine.com

poll by twiigs.com

Mr. Irresistible?

Source: Casasugar

In his never-ending quest to 'impress the ladies', Edwin bought several of these 'oversized' pillows for his flat...

Good Use of Space?

Source: freshhome.com

Yeah, we don't forsee any accidents happening here...

Ewwww

Via: freshhome.com

This brings a whole new meaning to "Getting a piece of tail" - doesn't it?

We Suppose....

Source: agilest

If you're going to do the boobs, hey-- you might as well do this body part, too...

Yeah, Women Will Love This

Via: monkeyzen

A toilet with personal multi-level-seats. Brilliant? We think not. You just increased your work load x 4.

An Ode to the Jetson's

Source: firsthome

JOY: Ready?
JANET: Ready.
(Insert several throat clearing noises.)
JOY: Meet George Jetson...!
JANET: His boy Elroy...! Wait. Where's Elroy?
JOY: Daughter Judy...!
JANET: Stop! Where's Elroy? That's Rosie the Robot-- not Elroy. What have they done with Elroy??
JOY: I don't freakin' know. Keep singing. Jane, his wife!
JANET & JOY: Do-doo-do-doo-doo-do-doo-do-do-doo-doo...
(Pause.)
JANET: It really bugs me that there's no Elroy.
JOY: Yeah, I kinda got that.

Goldilocks and The Three Chairs

Source: crib candy

The large chair is meant to be the table. Couldn'thateitmore.

Sideboard Boredom

JANET: Let's file this one under "Someone Thought They Had A Good Idea (But Not Really)"
JOY: Yeah, and also 'Someone Had a Cheap Idea'.
JANET: Well, we are in a recession.
JOY: Still. It's a sideboard made from...
JANET: Boards.
JOY: Wow, that's some clever. A play on words and everything.


Via: the style files

JANET: And to open the cabinets you apparently have to remove that huge branch.
JOY: Ugh, that's handy. Does styling it up really help anything?


Via: the style files

Janet: Nope.

Lighting 911

Source: dezeen

Turn the lamp on. Stat.

A Crime of Design Passion?

Source: Fastcompany

We're just a little concerned that the living-room with this coffee table in it would also be cordoned off by yellow crime-scene tape...

She's Got The Goods...

Source: fastcompany

Confirmed city-girl Jessica felt confident that as soon as her hot mountain-climber boyfriend saw her new sofa, he would believe that she too was 'the outdoors-y type'...

Yup--

via: agilest

Those are exactly what you think they are...

We Don't Understand This One!

Source: marie claire maison

Why? Why? Oh, and we'll have another glass of WHY? on the rocks.

Daring to Be Different...

Source: dezeen

Octogenarian Violet had always been a bit of a rebel-- so while all the other old ladies at the retirement home knitted 'tea-cosies', she devoted herself to 'lamp-cosies'.

The Lightbulb Condom...

Source: dezeen

...Because all your lighting experiences should be safe ones.

Ahoy Matey!

Source: MoCo Loco

Captain Jack goes high end.

We Hate Balloon Curtains.

Source: Canadian House and Home

There, we said it.

STD

Source: marie claire masion

Yeah, 'cuz you want to lay in between 2 doors with your head inside a fireplace.

People in Glass Houses...

Source: Canadian House and Home

...shouldn't paint their walls ugly colors.

Whip it.

Source: yourhome.com

And whip it good!

Is It Just Us...

Source: nendo

Or does this chair look kinda like a giant roll of toilet paper?

Socket To Me!

Source: notcot

This idea was most definitely thought up by a man.

Oh No You Didn't!

Via: eye spy

poll by twiigs.com

The Lady in Red

Via: design crisis

After losing all that weight, Cathy got creative in recycling her old clothes.

Making Your Own Fun...

Source: oooms

Switching on his new dining room light fixture, 'Gary-the-loner' suddenly found he didn't care if the people from work always seemed to be 'busy' when he invited them over for a party...

Painful Potential

Source: inewidea

Somebody's gonna get a knee in the groin. Just sayin'.

Warning: You Might Need A Kleenex For This One...

Source: inewidea

That'Snot funny. Really. It'Snot.

You know...

Source: marie claire

Some people will do anything to avoid rush hour traffic. Others, notsomuch.

How Big Is It?

Source: giveusaminutewecan'tremember

Who wants to be judged, especially in the bedroom?

Who's the Boss?

Source: houzz

Husband: We can't build here-- it's too rocky.
Wife: We're building here and that's that.

Seriously

Source: cribcandy.com

Mother: "When I said 'Do something with your clothes' I didn't mean make a chair out of them!!!"

See.....

Via: eyespy.com

We warned you it was mutating!
(it started *here)

The Art of Layering Taken Too Far

Source: people.com

Woah!  That cougar is surrounded by alot of leopard.

Hmmmm....

Via: the style files

Looks like someone's got some BIG sins to confess!

Why?

Source: crib candy

Let's hope no one lights a match. (on second thought...)

Cardboard Chic?

Source: apartment therapy

An office made entirely from cardboard. Yup. Cardboard. Better not spill your coffee!

How Many is Too Many?

Source: houzz.com

JOY: You know what this person needed?
JANET: Several ideas come to mind actually, but do tell me what you think...
JOY: They needed a 'voice-of-reason' person to tell them to stop hanging antlers on your wall already! There are EIGHT of them above the couch alone. And then another FIVE just hangin' around.
JANET: Wait-- I think these folks were actually quite brilliant. They waited until these poor creatures' heads became bleached-out skulls. Think of the money they saved on the taxidermy!
JOY: Okay-- seriously. Did you not hear me? There are THIRTEEN of them!
JANET: And how many would have been 'too many', in your humble opinion?
JOY: One.
JANET: How did I know you were going to say that?

Fab Accessory Combinations-- Not

Source: houzz.com

A taxidermy peacock and a picture of Abraham Lincoln-- why didn't we think of that?

The THING is...

Source: Houzz.com

JOY: It's a shame, really.
JANET: What?
JOY: This room could have been really quite nice. Serene, even.
JANET: Lemme guess-- except for one thing?
JOY: Yup. One thing.
JANET: You're totally right-- that fuzzy bedspread has got to go.
JOY: Oh-- you're hilarious, you are.
JANET: Why, thank-you.

Strange...

Source: houzz.com

We think someone should inform these people that their mop is mutating in the corner.

Observing Etiquette...

Source: houzz.com

We suppose this would be one way of enforcing Emily Post's Rule #12: No Elbows On The Table!

Bohemian Chic?

Source: houzz.com

...or just too lazy to renovate? You decide.

When Design Gets Personal...

Source: houzz.com

Really personal.

Geez...

Source: dornob

The drive in to work was brutal today!