Source: crib candy
Decorating porn for men...
Showing newest 48 of 78 posts from May 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 48 of 78 posts from May 2009. Show older posts
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Work it!
Source: apartment therapy
Newlyweds Jane and Bob couldn't quite afford furniture yet, but still wanted the 'look'...
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Which is Which?
Source: trendir
As embarassing as it was, Miles had to admit that on a couple of occasions, he'd accidently pee'd in the sink and washed his hands in the toilet...
Poor Puppy!
Source: living etc.
JOY: I find purple a depressing color. And I think that poor dog feels the same way.
JANET: And how can you tell that?
JOY: He's not even tempted by that half-eaten pastry...
Friday, May 29, 2009
Decorating Poker Stakes
Source: living etc.
"I see your ugly couch and I raise you another ugly couch."
Thursday, May 28, 2009
DNR!
Source: apartment therapy
JOY: C'mon people - the dead animal head on the wall thing is so done.
JANET: Yeah, it's over.
JOY: And trying to make them into sock puppets? Not cool.
JANET: Or trendy.
JOY: We beg of you, step away from the animal heads--
JANET: And put your sock puppets back in the toy box where they belong...
You Really Do Learn Something New Every Day...
Source: apartment therapy
We did not know you could make a light fixture out of cotton balls...
'Dr. Creepy'...
Source: livingetc
Gazing about his tidy boarding-school quarters, Mortimer still couldn't understand why the other students referred to him as 'Dr. Creepy'-- but, he admitted silently to himself, he rather enjoyed the sensation of power it gave him...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
'Negotiate These Dangerous Stairs'
Source: apartmenttherapy
JANET: Again with the dangerous stairs... what is up, people?
JOY: Yeah-- is there, like, a 'Dangerous Stairs' contest that we don't know about?
JANET: Ooh. That actually sounds enormously entertaining. That could be a new TV show.
JOY:You're sick.
JANET: Seriously-- 'Negotiate These Dangerous Stairs!' And for the season finale, everybody has to wear five-inch heels.
JOY: Please tell me you mean minus all the ugly injuries that would undoubtedly be incurred?
JANET: But that would lessen the entertainment value...
JOY: You. Are. Ill!
JANET: I'm telling you-- it's a huge hit just waiting to happen.
JOY: Yeah, right. Move over 'American Idol'...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Seriously?
Source: crib candy
Some call it 'an installation of art', others call it 'scraps of wood nailed to a wall'.
We call it ugly.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Jewelry Box Blues
Source: livingetc.
You know your collection of baubles is pretty pathetic when even your jewelry box throws up.
A Little Alliteration Goes a Long Way...
Source: livingetc
Boring Bedroom Balanced By Bordello... Ceiling (Okay-- so we couldn't come up with a 'B' word for 'ceiling'. So sue us.)
Sunday, May 24, 2009
'Roughing' It...
Source: livingetc
A sneak peek at the design for the shower-room at the new 'White-Collar Prison'.
(There will also be turn-down service and a chocolate on each inmate's pillow at night...)
Saturday, May 23, 2009
This Might Take a While...
Source: Casa Sugar
Friend 1: "C'mon already-- the taxi's waiting!"
Friend 2: "I'll be right there-- I just have to water my plants before I go!"
Lock{er} Us Up!
Source: livingetc
Jane knew the moment she set foot in the dorm room that she was going to love it at Miss Havisham's Finishing School for Girls...
Friday, May 22, 2009
Solved - The Case of the Stylist Trying too Hard
Source: livingetc.
It's elementary-- for two reasons:
a) there is no way anyone, even an imaginary homeowner would ever wear that color of pantyhose or that color of flipflops and
b) there is no way an imaginary homeowner would wear pantyhose with flipflops...
'Rockstar' Decor
Via: babiniec-cafe.pl
Ladies, you know when you throw your underwear at rockstars?
Well, this is where it ends up.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
They Couldn't Help It
Via: babiniec-cafe.pl
Everyone always felt like they were sitting on egg shells at Martha's house.
If at First You Don't Succeed...
Source: livingetc
Look, if your stylist has to try this hard, you'd better get back to the ol' design-drawing-board...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Insert 'Ee-Ee-Ee' Sound Effects Here
Via: babiniec-cafe.pl
Yeah. 'Cuz you want your bathroom to be a calming, peaceful retreat...
Jeopardy!
Source: Casa Sugar
Alex, we'll take "Things Our Husbands Say We Do All Day" for $500, please.
Words You Will Never Hear Us Utter
Source: pointclickhome
"...and we'd like floor to ceiling drapes. In purple."
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Do You See What We See?
Source: Canadian House & Home
That's taking the concept of 'hitting the {wine} bottle' to a whole new level...
Inserting Foot In Mouth...
Source: livingetc
Guest: Here, let me help you tidy up your daughter's dolls before the other guests arrive... isn't if funny what horrid things little girls can get attached to?
Host: Those are mine.
Guest: Oh. Well, then... might I say they're lovely?
Some Things Should Just Be Left Alone...
Source: trendir
JOY: What are we lookin' at?
JANET: Toilet seats. Like they're closed and you're looking down at the toilet.
JOY: Oh. Okay-- got it. Wow. Those are pretty hideous.
JANET: To me, they're like a bad boob job.
JOY: You mean like you can't believe someone would actually go and do that on purpose?
JANET: Yup. And you keep staring and muttering to yourself 'Those cannot be for real'...
Monday, May 18, 2009
How the Minds at Moggit Work...
Source: cribcandy.com
You see decorative wooden vases.
We see urinals.
Re-purposed Garden Hose and Electrical Wire Chair
Source: cribcandy.com
JOY: Wanna go grab some Ramen Noodles for lunch?
JANET: Love to.
To Like or Not to like...?
Source: pointclickhome
JOY: Whazzup?
JANET: Mm. Dunno. Whaddya think about this room?
JOY: I think it's fine. Modern. Cool. I like it. You?
JANET: Meh. I guess. But something about it just bugs me...
JOY: I know what it is-- those barstools. With the holes in them. They look like a dry spaghetti measure-er.
JANET: Yes! like, 'How many people are you having over? Put your spaghetti through the corresponding hole!' But also that light fixture over the table is a little irritating.
JOY: Well, now that we're being picky, those horizontal stripes are starting to get on my nerves.
JANET: And what about those pictures? Does it bother you that they're not quite the same size and shape?
JOY: Totally.
JANET: Still like the room?
JOY: Not really.
JANET: Ha. I knew I could take you to the dark side...
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Yaaaaaaawn...
Source: pointclickhome
JOY: I bet the people who sleep in this room are very well-rested.
JANET: They'd have to be. 'Cuz really, this room inspires nuthin' but sleep.
JOY: And when we say nuthin'...
JANET: We mean NUTHIN'...
Friday, May 15, 2009
Fugly Wallpaper
Source: apt therapy
JOY: Look what I've found for you Janet!
JANET: Woah. That is wallpaper COVERED in hopped-up squirrels....
JOY: Yup.
JANET: Man, I love this 'job'. Every day is like Christmas around here!
We Can't Make This Shit Up!
JOY: So you know how we hate it when fish are used as decor?
JANET: Yeah. And this one's a doozy.
Source: domino
JOY: Well, check this out...now they're dragging the whole boat in!
Source: apt therapy
Janet: Bloody hell. What's next-- the trailer it was towed with?
JANET: Yeah. And this one's a doozy.
Source: domino
JOY: Well, check this out...now they're dragging the whole boat in!
Source: apt therapy
Janet: Bloody hell. What's next-- the trailer it was towed with?
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wowsers...
Source: House Beautiful
JOY: Hey Janet, wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall in this room?
JANET: Ha ha. You're soooo clever.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!
Source: www.bartolomeiandcompany.com
JANET: WTF? All that money and you choose to hang your clothes on cheap dry cleaner hangers?
JOY: Somewhere right now Joan Crawford is rolling over in her grave.
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