Tails From The Chair...

Source: cribcandy

JOY: Sooooooooooooo, whaddya think of this chair?
JANET: I think it looks like a bulldozer minus the shovel. You?

JOY: I think it has one major design flaw.

JANET: Which is?

JOY: If somebody decides to push that thing forward, your ass is rollin' right offa that sucker!