If These Walls Could Talk

SPOUSE 1: Did you do the laundry today?
SPOUSE 2: No.
SPOUSE 1: Well, did you wash the floors?
SPOUSE 2: Negative.
SPOUSE 1: Did you at least do the dishes?
SPOUSE 2: Nope.
SPOSE 1: What exactly did you do today?
SPOUSE 2:

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