
Source: NYT
JOY: You know what bugs me most about this photo?
JANET: Well, where do I start? The green shag rug?
JOY: No.
JANET: The hideously upholstered bed with matching box spring?
JOY: Nope.
JANET: The precarious single vase perched in the corner?
JOY: Nuh-uh.
JANET: The pathetic 'dust cover' on that otherwise nice-looking chair?
JOY: Nyet.
JANET: I could go on and on here y'know...
JOY: What bugs me is that the grown man looks like a leprechaun sitting on that bed. For shit's sake, even the long-stemmed rose looks taller than he does...




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